Yeah, you’ll learn the hard way, son. “Lucky” kids all over the world unwrapped their presents on Christmas Day and, according to an unhealthy amount of Youtube videos, went thoroughly insane. My prediction is that, by now, the waggle boxes are already sitting untouched on the floor.

The above video, as spotted on Kotaku, is the thing that nightmares are made of. He screams like he’s being raped, murdered and losing a bet at the same time. And then comes the dancing … oh God the dancing. If you dare to watch, just be warned that it isn’t funny, not even in a “so bad it’s good” kind of way. It will just make you want to find the nearest physician and beg him for a cheap vasectomy.

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