Unbelievable! In a … believable sort of way.

Wii Fit has returned to the top of the UK charts, as Nintendo’s focus on women and the terminally stupid continues to yield glorious reward. Wii Fit finally knocks Resident Evil 5 from its racist pedestal. I’m guessing there was an episode of Jeremy Kyle called “Too fat to have sex” or something and it’s created in spike in sales from housewives who are terrified of losing their husbands, rightfully, to a more attractive and younger woman.