Michael Bay’s Transformers almost has something for everyone. You’ve got Megan Fox running around in small outfits, sweating. You’ve got Shia LeBeouf running around (sans a few fingers) sweating. You’ve got giant robots blowing s**t up. It’s not all bad.

Note I wrote “almost.” Because if there’s one thing Michael Bay’s vision of Transformers doesn’t really have is that hint of 80s nostalgia that fans of the original cartoon are simply dying for. Activision’s upcoming title based on the upcoming film, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, is also missing that key ingredient.