I’m almost positive that my glasses are beyond RetRose tinted on this one, but I’m going to state it anyway: Mad Dog McCree was the greatest arcade light gun game ever made. Here me out here. Not only was the game a light gun game (a basic stipulation to be the ideal light gun game ever made), but it was also live action! You shot some real person and then he’d fall after the proper cinematic loaded. It was awesome! It was like being in a movie I tell you! And the acting in these things was amazing.

Plus, at the crappy arcade that was attached to the Putt-Putt golf course I went to it was the only light gun game around. That instantly catapulted it to a far superior standing than any of the other light gun game in existence. That place also had the 3D holographic game. Did you ever play that? Soooo cooool. I’m sure it had a name too. Man, arcades were awesome. Oh, and remember how in Mad Dog McCree you could shoot a guy on a balcony and then he’d fall off — classic western.

Ummm, there was a reason I started this post… oh, yes! Mad Dog McCree and most likely its sequel are coming to the Wii in the form of Mad Dog McCree: Gunslinger Pack. The ESRB has a rating for it and everything. Now I can have the feeling of the arcade at home and all I have to do is figure out a way to charge people 100 tickets for these little plastic Army Men I have sitting around. Since I wasted most of this space on stream of consciousness writing you’re going to have to hit the jump to read the ESRB’s description of the game.