Prepare yourself. You’re about to watch a trailer for upcoming Japanese WiiWare game Muscle March that’ll include the following:

• Constellations in the shape of muscles
• Rainbows
• Sheep
• More penises than you can count
• An old man making masturbatory motions
• Men in Speedos running really fast
• Men in Speedos running really fast and breaking through walls
• A polar bear in a diaper

Check it out after the jump.

It’s easily the best thing you will ever see.

It goes without saying that I would sell my first born to have this come to America. You need a baby, Namco?

source Destructoid