Dtoider Doskias sent something to the Destructoid tip line that I think is probably my favorite news story for the month on July now. And it’s only the second day of the month!

Seeing as how the demand for the Wii has pretty much leveled out, GameStop is desperate to sell some Wiis. How desperate? They’re offering f**cking rubber duckies! Don’t like rubber duckies? Well how about some pirate tattoos?! OR HOW ABOUT A WATER GUN?!

Yeah, that just happened.